My weird breakup letter to Facebook
Dear Facebook,
Back in June, you and I went on a break for a couple of weeks.
At the end of that break, I expected to miss you.
After all, you were the only way I stayed in contact with so many of my friends.
I thought that without you, I’d forget birthdays.
Miss out on parties.
Fall completely out of the loop.
But I didn’t.
Things remained pretty much the same.
Leaving you completely was surprisingly easy.
Not that you’ll care.
Why would you, when 750 million other people still think you’re great?
And that number’s still getting bigger.
So I know you won’t miss me.
But I just wanted to let you know I’m gone, and I’m not coming back.
And that your “account scheduled for deletion” email is hideous.
There were visible HTML tags and everything.
Seriously, you need to sort that out.
Yours*,
Craig
*Not entirely sure this is the right signoff for a breakup letter
